Mr. Stompie :: Mr. Stompie
Music composed by David Krejci; performed by Mr. Stompie
Seven Less Fingers :: David Krejci
Cover art by Matt Kish Recorded @ Albatross Studios, 2010-11 by Mike Wisti © Cleophone Records 2009Songs by David KrejciDavid Krejci: Vocals, Piano, Organ, Guitar, Cleophone, ViolinRich Waryan: String bass, Cello, ViolaKaren Krueger: Violin, Viola, HardingerSteven Clay: TubaMike Wisti: TrumpetTeri Firkins: Background VocalsJohn Crist: DrumsMartin Wolfe: PercussionAndy Novak: PercussionMorris Engle: Orchestral SnareNick Larsen: Drums Cover...
Staircase :: David Krejci
Many make a nightmare of what is just a nightIn accordance with a theme they choose to fightI don't know the reason why we get where we doThe staircase is scary when it's coming down to youThe victim is electric with her eyesDrawn to certain people who love surpriseI don't know the reason why we get where we doThe staircase is scary when it's crawling up to youI have a feeling there is something in my mindI have a feeling there is something I...
Barry Manilow Is Dead :: David Krejci
zsa zsa gabor is 95(yes she's still alive)and i think i know her better than me than methan mei think i know her better than me even billy grahamat 94who underscores the meaning of jesus and the whore i think i understandhim better(though i dont think that i'll send hima love letter) like I did to patty andrews* who's 94 tooi understand her wellcuz she sings of love too Barry manilow is deadi heard it saidbut then i heard it wasn't true is it...
The Animal Crackers :: David Krejci
I've been looking down, around 'round 'roundfor a mighty, mighty place where nobody puts nobody downWhere angels are like shoes, you can spit to see them shineEverybody has an uncle akin to Robert Quine The fat-hearted ladies are running up the scoreNobody's trying to barricade the doorMario is President with a turtle and a twinThe Gong Show is televised and so is Gunga Din Where every little girl never heard life is hardNobody's nothing brings...
The Windsor Chop – David Krejci
I know a place with pig patrol hiding swine without paroleTo find it, go to heaven and dig a deep hole It's an Upton Sinclair Lewis town. A Jungle on Main Street with many a frown.Where they put good people down Can't tell some people from a pig. Pile them tight in a metal rig.Raise your cross and dance a jig. One will grunt at the Country Club 99 at the Tiki PubTherein dies the rub There's a fire in AustinMade of one part Jesus, two part...
Did He Just Go Mad? – David Krejci
Are you among the happy or the sad?Did god give you christmas or did you just go mad? You ever sought out Cupid, but soon got bored?Ever tried to sing a song, but couldn't find a chord?Have you looked for the sea, but couldn't find the sand?Ever searched for a soul, but couldn't find a hand? Are you among the happy or the sad?Did god give you christmas or did you just go mad? Have you search for Cyrano, but couldn't find a nose?Have you called...
The Limited Use of His Undeniable Talents – David Krejci
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Bow! – David Krejci
I saw a guy, I liked him a lotHe's the sun in every sun spotHe looked just like a king lying in a cotAnd he's not, he's not anybodyHe's not any body I know this girl, she's a killer in a boxShe's got the power of scotch on the rocksAnd she sings like the water underneath the docksCuz she's not, she's not anybodyShe's not any body I need a fairy apothecary. Something better than a spoon and a cherryMaybe an ape, or a complicated SnapeI do so...
March, Vérité! – David Krejci
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Choke-A-Cola – David Krejci
A little chokeacola is my favorite drinkI love to spend my evenings on the bright side of the brinkThe pillowcase is scented, the sugar so inventedSuch a funny way to keep your nose to the floor An ounce of you and then I'm doneJust thinking 'bout you baby is half the funThe way you kick your shoes, I would gladly pay my duesYou're fizzle and your sweet and you're so fun to pour My little chokeacola, my rainy day DearOh how I wish you we're...