Other Merry Monsters Live from The Last Supper Club: October 12, 2066

This live improvisation is a marker of what became known as "MarioPop," a post-apocalyptic genre of music that captures a singular trip through OMMWorld.  According to notes left alongside this recently unearthed video, the term "MarioPop" was first coined by Burt Sugarman in 2057:  "As Mario traveled through varying levels of reality, engaging with an otherworldly array of characters in MarioWorld, so too does the listener of...

Toxin In a Tux :: David Krejci

When did he get so bad at this?His brain is made of mushTrying to be DickensEnds up being Bush He go out thinking he willDream and levitateOnly seem to end upWith a commanding hate Eight ball in a pocketFoe without a friendWho never grew to understandThe blender never blend Pretending to be mercifulLike when you're huffing paintBut is it not as simpleAs knowing when to faint? His head is shooting picturesOf a madly sordid faceMaking sure he...

Staircase :: David Krejci

Many make a nightmare of what is just a nightIn accordance with a theme they choose to fightI don't know the reason why we get where we doThe staircase is scary when it's coming down to youThe victim is electric with her eyesDrawn to certain people who love surpriseI don't know the reason why we get where we doThe staircase is scary when it's crawling up to youI have a feeling there is something in my mindI have a feeling there is something I...

Barry Manilow Is Dead :: David Krejci

zsa zsa gabor is 95(yes she's still alive)and i think i know her better than me than methan mei think i know her better than me even billy grahamat 94who underscores the meaning of jesus and the whore i think i understandhim better(though i dont think that i'll send hima love letter) like I did to patty andrews* who's 94 tooi understand her wellcuz she sings of love too Barry manilow is deadi heard it saidbut then i heard it wasn't true is it...

The Animal Crackers :: David Krejci

I've been looking down, around 'round 'roundfor a mighty, mighty place where nobody puts nobody downWhere angels are like shoes, you can spit to see them shineEverybody has an uncle akin to Robert Quine The fat-hearted ladies are running up the scoreNobody's trying to barricade the doorMario is President with a turtle and a twinThe Gong Show is televised and so is Gunga Din Where every little girl never heard life is hardNobody's nothing brings...

The Windsor Chop – David Krejci

I know a place with pig patrol hiding swine without paroleTo find it, go to heaven and dig a deep hole It's an Upton Sinclair Lewis town. A Jungle on Main Street with many a frown.Where they put good people down Can't tell some people from a pig. Pile them tight in a metal rig.Raise your cross and dance a jig. One will grunt at the Country Club 99 at the Tiki PubTherein dies the rub There's a fire in AustinMade of one part Jesus, two part...

Did He Just Go Mad? – David Krejci

Are you among the happy or the sad?Did god give you christmas or did you just go mad? You ever sought out Cupid, but soon got bored?Ever tried to sing a song, but couldn't find a chord?Have you looked for the sea, but couldn't find the sand?Ever searched for a soul, but couldn't find a hand? Are you among the happy or the sad?Did god give you christmas or did you just go mad? Have you search for Cyrano, but couldn't find a nose?Have you called...