Choke-A-Cola – David Krejci

A little chokeacola is my favorite drinkI love to spend my evenings on the bright side of the brinkThe pillowcase is scented, the sugar so inventedSuch a funny way to keep your nose to the floor An ounce of you and then I'm doneJust thinking 'bout you baby is half the funThe way you kick your shoes, I would gladly pay my duesYou're fizzle and your sweet and you're so fun to pour My little chokeacola, my rainy day DearOh how I wish you we're...

It’s a Very Funny Day :: David Krejci

Celebration of a massacre. The hocus pocus of a downtown blur.It's true, it's true, it's true, it's a very funny day. Spare ribs and a broken car. Why do I sit upon this star?It's true, it's true, it's true, it's a very funny day. Call me a fuse, I don't mean to fight.Bury all the bodies by no moon light.Hope the bark don't mean no bite.You can't get high without a kite. Wanna tell the world that one is two.Nobody can know it's true.I hate, I...

If I Give You Twenty Dollars :: David Krejci

If I give you 20 dollars would you break my heart right now?I know you're gonna do it anyhowSo let's get it over, over right nowIf I give you 20 dollars would you break my heart right now? If I give you 30 dollars would you do it nice and clean?It's taken so much less to be more than meanSo let's get it over, over right nowIf I give you 30 dollars would you do it nice and clean? If I give you 40 dollars would you buy me a fair-thee-well?You can...

Banfield Bomber :: David Krejci

Rubber bands, #2 pencilsCrepe paper and a lot of glueDirty looks, dirty lockersLots of linoleum to slip up on you Lunch ladies with monkey fingersOrange soda and million things in pilesGalileo, Leather TuscaderoThe sun through the window eclipsed by your smile The music teacher, the shaky Miss ShirvaSaid 'button your lips and walk in single file'My lips are now frozen and I did file for singleStill I've seen nothing like the sun done in by your...

Love Should Do It :: David Krejci

The same thing every nightShe is my moon without lightBut tonight something seems especially wrongEverything’s so longAs I hope everything is all right Course I just sit by the phoneCourse I just sit here all aloneAnd of course I can’t call her tonightTo see if she’s all right cuzLove doesn’t matter this time Love could do itLove should do itLove would do itWho’s to say that it won’tThey say it’s all you need and thatLove will...

I’m No Boston Bruin :: David Krejci

Hello, how you doin'? I am not the Boston Bruin.I never score hat tricks. I never play with sticks. I am not David Krejci. But I am, so what the hell? Do you suppose that we're related?All the Czechs are so celebrated. David Krejci. David Krejci. How ya doin'? David Krejci.I am not the Boston Bruin. David Krejci. David Krejci.